Monday, April 5, 2010

This is Cousin Dru! With a Letter!

This is Flat Stanley with my Cousin Dru all the way in New York City! Look at how excited Stanley is! And not only did Cousin Dru send this picture, he also sent me this note:
"Dear Ryan,

I don't know how to tell you this... but I guess I just have to come right out with it. You're a fictional character. I created you for a blog project I made called Year of the Blog. You do not exist outside of the walls of the blogosphere, and for that I am sorry. I am aware that you are not the brightest child in the world (as I made you that way), but I want to make it very clear that you will cease to exist after four posts in this blog. And just to prove to you that you are fictional I've taken a photo of myself holding the same toy that you yourself are holding in the only picture ever taken of you. In a sense, that picture is just a ridiculously excited and idiotic version of myself. I wish I didn't have to let you know that you were merely a vehicle for myself to point out strange depressing things in our culture, but I have... and I want to thank you for giving me this opportunity, and for making it so easy to create three different state blogs. You have been a fun invention... but know now that it is over.

Sincerely,

Your Creator"


BOY! What a fun letter! Flat Stanley is going to have a lot of fun on this adventure! I can tell!

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