"Dear Ryan,I don't know how to tell you this... but I guess I just have to come right out with it. You're a fictional character. I created you for a blog project I made called Year of the Blog. You do not exist outside of the walls of the blogosphere, and for that I am sorry. I am aware that you are not the brightest child in the world (as I made you that way), but I want to make it very clear that you will cease to exist after four posts in this blog. And just to prove to you that you are fictional I've taken a photo of myself holding the same toy that you yourself are holding in the only picture ever taken of you. In a sense, that picture is just a ridiculously excited and idiotic version of myself. I wish I didn't have to let you know that you were merely a vehicle for myself to point out strange depressing things in our culture, but I have... and I want to thank you for giving me this opportunity, and for making it so easy to create three different state blogs. You have been a fun invention... but know now that it is over.Sincerely,Your Creator"
BOY! What a fun letter! Flat Stanley is going to have a lot of fun on this adventure! I can tell!
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